The Beach

"Life's a beach." I love that saying. When I was a little girl my Mother used to take my sister Mary, and I to the beach. It was not the best beach, kind of a big pool of funky smelling water. But what the hell! My Mother never liked the sun, or water very much but she took us! Now, my sister Mary has been known to do some stuff to me, after all I was six years younger. Let's not forget that!! But, I remember one time we were in the water. Mary said "open your mouth and close your eyes." And me, being the little dumb ass that I was did it!! She shoved a handful of muddy sand into my mouth!!! 'WHAT THE HELL" was that!!!!!! My Mother was not very happy with her. To this day I shall never forget it, along with the time she made me poop in the closet in my shoes! But What the Hell! Life is a beach. Sometimes, you go there in your mind! And, sometimes you are lucky enough to go there for real!!! I prefer the for real. But times are tough. So I go there in my mind!! Yesterday, I had a biopsy from the top of my nose. Just so you know, I have already had some cancer removed!!! This is a result of going there for real. So What the Hell!!!!! Life's a Beach, DIG IT! Oh, and, PS I love you Mary!!!!!!!!!!