Saturday, January 16, 2010

SEX

Ok "what the hell is this?" Why is it every time you get together with other couples the conversation always works its way to SEX! And it is always one of the men that gets it started! And then what the hell all the women chime in!!! The men never seem to think they get enough. What ever that is! And I think they think we don't like sex! What the hell is that?????? Who does not like it!!!!! Look at the animals! Somehow, I think of men when I see the animals! Always got to be humping on something! At my age I think that the men need not talk to loud about this! I mean lets face it it just is not quite the way it used to be. My friend said the other day "I remember when you could hand a towel on that thing" I thought about that for a minute! What the Hell, I remember that too. And truth be known I bet they remember those days too. Maybe that is why they talk about it so much. Kind of mourning the way things used to be. I say move forward. Stop talking about it, and just do it! One day I was sitting in the front yard with my friend. Her husband was cutting a tree down, and my husband was doing something on the other side of the street. I said to her "did you just have sex?" She said yes. I said me too. Amazing the power of the "pussy galour" right? We laughed, need to do it everyday, makes for very happy men. WHAT THE HELL!!

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  1. I remember when Viagra came out in the early 1990's. Me and three married buddies decided to mail order some to split the cost. We ate lunch every day and promised we had to tell our Viagra story as a part of our pact. Our happiness/frequency (yes, happiness and frequency are 100% correlated)ranged from 4 times per week (me) to once per month (whats the point of marriage).

    Well we all tried it and found one thing in common. The blood flow/towel hanging improved but the desire did not. I learned right then and there that the biggest sex organ is of course the brain!

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